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“Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker

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Keep your crops safe
(Heed the warning!)
From newly-planted flowers to five-month-old herbs, ensure your hard work stays safe and lasts longer. Steer away stomping feet or mindless troublemakers or young children with our “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker sign. Made from Russian birch plywood, each sign is sturdy and long-lasting to help protect your garden.
Make a statement
Plant safety is important
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3" (L x W), with the phrase “Please Don’t Kill Me” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Made with love + care
The “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky items from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Each purchase from the North to South Designs brand promises wood-based wonder for home, pets, garden, and more.
About North To South Designs
I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams! North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet - a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy! Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)! I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are - even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!
Designed In
Brenham, Texas
Established
2017
Brand values
Made in USA
Handmade
Woman Owned
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Keep your crops safe
(Heed the warning!)
From newly-planted flowers to five-month-old herbs, ensure your hard work stays safe and lasts longer. Steer away stomping feet or mindless troublemakers or young children with our “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker sign. Made from Russian birch plywood, each sign is sturdy and long-lasting to help protect your garden.
Make a statement
Plant safety is important
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3" (L x W), with the phrase “Please Don’t Kill Me” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Made with love + care
The “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky items from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Each purchase from the North to South Designs brand promises wood-based wonder for home, pets, garden, and more.
About North To South Designs
I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams! North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet - a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy! Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)! I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are - even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!
Designed In
Brenham, Texas
Established
2017
Brand values
Made in USA
Handmade
Woman Owned

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“Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker

“Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker

$11.99 $23.98
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“Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker

“Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker

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  • These did not age well. The material degraded in the sun. It seemed nice at the time, though.

  • Looks great in the garden

  • I got these to make funny little signs for my plants. Perfect size and easy to use

  • Several weeks of use and signs are still good. Full sun 12 hours a day and watering twice a day.

  • These are fantastic. So far they have held up outside for about a month and not faded in the Texas sun.

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